Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

1,2,3,4,5... 6.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I have a gay camel

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