How many Spanish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Uno

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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What did the fat man say when he was offered infinite french fries for life? Yes.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Girl: How do I know if I'm Jewish? Guy: Are you Jewish? Girl: No. Guy: There ya go.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Elizabeth Warren

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Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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People Order Our Patties

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I have a gay camel

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

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what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

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watch me nae nae

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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