You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

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Cancer.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

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Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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you first

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Laugh

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Relax, I said some pretty vile things to you when I thought you where a guy seducing me while it became ever more apparent that you where pretending to be me, thing is I often use this site to vent my frustrations and earning the "praise" in the form of red thumbs by the people. I wont say your name, but I know who you are now, the girl with the big red scared eyes, I mean how many one handed 27 year old`s do I know? I am in my early thirties, that`s all I am willing to share for now, If people come around trying to poke out my remaining eye, I am ready (my waifu, is at her mother`s place, she knows I am still a wanted target by, well some people here and there.

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