- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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Why did Santa's little helper feel depressed? Neurotransmitters essential for happiness, such as serotonin and norepinephrine, were in rather low supply in the poor elf's brain.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

holocaust is bad but its funny when you use it as a joke hehe

What's an Anti Joke?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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