Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Lets Go Lakers!

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

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Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

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my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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