How did the old man feel when he couldn't have sex? Viagravated

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A mercenary was sent from the US to kill a terrorist leader. He was captured by the terrorists but wouldn't give away any information. They beat him, shocked him, cut him, and punched him in a dark room with a light beaming right down on him like a spotlight. It was a grueling five long days until they said "We know you have the information we want, tell us or you will die!" The mercenary sat in silence. They took out a gun and pointed it to his head. The mercenary then broke down and told the terrorists the information they wanted to hear. The terrorists then shot him to death.

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What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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A black man with a blond beard came to deliver me a pizza. I paid him, tipped him, and closed my door. I forgot the pizza. Dammit.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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Your face

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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