There are two monkeys sittingn a bathtub. The first one says, "Scratch my back Mack." The second one says, "That's okay Joe I've got a radio of my own." (laugh like you think it is funny)

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A snail walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "hey we don't serve snails here," and flicks him across the street. 3 years later the snails walks back into the bar and said, "why'd ya do that for??"

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Is your refrigerator running? No. That is highly improbable because a refrigerator has no arms or legs, also a refrigerator is not a human being, or alive in any manor and therefor cannot be moved with out an external force acted upon it.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Whats 2+1? 2.

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

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What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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