Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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Your face

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sharks

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Sixty... eight

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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He--Hey guys

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A movie trilogy about an alphabet book. A ten minute long movie about a complete lifespan. A 600 pages long book on how to stop procrastination. A two page book about the top 600 award winning pictures. CALL NOW FOR A TELESCOPE INCLUDED! (So you can see the stars and fuck the book altogether) Juggernaut: IM THE JUGGERNAUTBITCH! Me: Hi, mind if I just call you bitch for short? Your life sucks sometimes because Karma is a bitch... ...My bitch ;)

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Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

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What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

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hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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