- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was no oncoming traffic.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

Women's rights

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

Sixty... eight

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

hey i just met you and this is crazy so heres my number actually is dolan

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

sharks

He--Hey guys

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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