what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Students, please find the surface integral.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

How are cars made? By magic.

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Pain is temporary. However, the scars from 3rd degree burns are forever.

Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

What's white and bobs up and down in a babies crib? A pedophiles ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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