A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

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why did the black man attend the AA meeting? his wife told him the only way she would stay with him is if he would attend these meetings, he was an alcoholic and is dying of liver failure.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

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FORTY SECONDS!!!!!!

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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knock knock whos there? orange orange who? orange you pissed off your wifes taking in the ass from another guy right now?

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What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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Anti Joke

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