How do you break up a fight between two blacks I have ADD and Im proud of it

two cannables walk in to McDonalds

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

Why? Why Not?

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

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