- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Your Mom!!!

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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