- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. Are you a grapefruit? No.

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

have you ever heard of the mexican that went to college...no...oh me neither

what is blue purple and has wings what i dont know that why i am asking you

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

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every knight i see an owl at window

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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