Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Nothing, we eat pizza and we respect Jews.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

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'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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