I'm Batman.

that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you?

What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

If Jim lives in north carolina, what does that make his dad's brother? Black

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Lets go Yankees

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

what does a chair look like? a chair.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

What do you get if you cross a nan and a car? A squashed dead nan who released their bowels and your grandads face who was also dead as they had a cardiac arrest

why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

once upon a time, it snowed

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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