- Anti Joke

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Jews

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.