- Anti Joke

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

george goodburn is secretly mexican

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Jews

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.