What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why was the girl crying on the busy street? She was naked.

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

The audience was ready, the stage was set, as soon as the show ended, the actors applauded towards the audience shouting ENCORE! The audience paid and went home, then they suddenly went... HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS SCENARIO!? They cared so much about one another, that they wanted to fall in love with each other. Now that is true love that is not love people! Nerometal (Ironically my name is Nero, I bet the Neronism guys name is Dwayne Maskdork or something, seriously...)

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What is the best way to put out a fire? Stop, drop and have an 0rgy.

I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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