- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

womens rights.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

Potassium? K.

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

how do you kill Lady Gaga? with a gun.

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