Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

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What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

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A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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what do u call a black person by his name

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A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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