- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

roses are red, violets are blue.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

what do u call a black person by his name

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

why did the man die? he was shot

A baby seal walks into a club.

I like colin but not as much as apple

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

Why wasn't the man able to see his son? He got run over by a train. Knock knock Who's there? The man. He was kidding about being run over.

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