What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

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what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

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What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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What is white black and Chinese A panda

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The teacher hands out tests to the students and some of the students say to the teacher "what does 'no grade' mean?" The teacher responds, "Oh I need to grade them still.")

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The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

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Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

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What's the difference between a duck? both of it's legs are the same.

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What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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.sdrawkcab siht gnidaer era ouy ,siht daer nac ouy fI

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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