- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

How to you confuse an Alzheimer's patient? Present her with a complicated nuclear physics problem.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

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heads up!

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

im watching you..

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

What's more easier to break than a thin stick? A woman's neck.

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