How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

how do u kill a black kid ..... stabb him in the face with a nife

what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

What did Coke say to Pepsi? "Hello."

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

What's red and looks like blue paper? Red paper

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Why do so many Koreans go to medical school? Practicing medicine is a rewarding and respected career.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

A blonde walks into a bar... ...she got rufeed.

A man buys a prius

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