Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

A man sat on a chair

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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