Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

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What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

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What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

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i keep getting thumbs down...

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How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

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Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

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whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

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A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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I LIKE TRAINS

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How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

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No, Trinidad.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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