A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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a horse nibbled a baby

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What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

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Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

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What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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Of course, first door on your left

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Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

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Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

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Why didn't the black man eat a packet of crisps? Because he didn't have any.

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whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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what do u call a apple a apple

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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