- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

L's I's that took Viagra.

Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A black man, a Jewish man, and an Indian man are all in the taxi when they were all killed in a car crash. Who was driving the car? The taxi driver.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

What's funnier A Ginger or a fat kid A fat ass ginger

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

Why are there no aspirin factories in the Amazon Rainforest? Because it would be unprofitable to build a factory that requires a large workforce in an uninhabited area.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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