- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

Why couldn't 7 multiply itself by 18? Because there were two people having sex in between them.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What do you call a muslim in an airplane? Whatever his name may be, though you could, of course, choose not to address him, though if it were a two-seater plane, it would be good manners to exchange polite conversation.

What's the difference between an orange? The horse because the vest has no sleeves.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Whats 2+1? 2.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

a horse nibbled a baby

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

What did the Dementia sufferer get for Christmas?

What do you say when someone attempts to steal your cheese? Give me my cheese!!!

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

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