Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

"Knock knock." "No."

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

Why did the man wear his jacket because he was cold

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

I want to name my dog Syndrome. Then, when I teach him to sit, I can say "Down, Syndrome!"

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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