Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

An epileptic man attends a rave.

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

How old is your mom Dead

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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