- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

What is purple and green at the same time? Grapes, I lied about at the same time.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

Why didnt the man eat the free cachew nuts? Because he did'nt want to die from an allergic reaction.

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

A homeless man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says it'll be $4.50. The homeless man doesn't have any money so he leaves.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

What do you call a black man on a horse? A BLACK MAN A ON A HORSE.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Why did the black lady pick out a white dress? Because she thought it was a pretty white dress.

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