what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Women's rights

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

How do you fit 100 dead babies into a box? Put them into a blender.

You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Your mother's so fat that affects her self esteem.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

John: Hey Pablo why are you standing outside Home Depot. Pablo: Because I work here.

What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

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