- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there johovas witness O-0

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

A one armed blond is in a tree, how to you get her to come down? You wave to her?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

Whats worse then world war 3 world war 4

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Worlds first anti joke.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

Knock Knock! Who's there? Oh, they were just nailing a notice of foreclosure to the door.

I really did not understand the chapter. Is there anyway I can meet with you at a later time to discuss what I did wrong?

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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