- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

Your mother is average.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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