- Anti Joke

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

You suck big fat slobber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.