- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

Knock knock Who's there? You're adopted.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! pulls him out of the hole

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

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