Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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your mom is so stupid she has a low iq

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

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When a blonde entered a bar, she ordered a something that was a double-entendre. The bartender understood what she was trying to say, gave her her order whatever alcohol she happened to consume, and the blonde woman could not have been more courteous.

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Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

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What did the orange say to the lemon? We are both alike but a differnt color

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My tractor broke down.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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What do you call an african american child that hasn't eaten in a week? hungry.

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why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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You will not press the like button.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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i find your gravy quite lumpy.

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Q: What's brown and looks like a weasel? A: A weasel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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