- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Potassium? K.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How many licks does it take to get to center of a tootsie pop? pickles, 7:00 pm, wood, shoulder pain

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

Jews

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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