- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why didn't Angie die when she jumped off the Empire State Building? She landed on a pancake

why did jimmy win the lottery? WAFFLE

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

what has two eyes and a face? the 5 year old who got raped on his way back home last night.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

One below was by me: Walter H

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

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