- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. So is my eye. I get abused.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What's green, and looks like money? Money...

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

You and your parents are going to die today

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid the avoid the nuclear bomb at hiroshima

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