If you like this, it will have one extra like

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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When do you know when to stop making anti- jokes? when your done with your joke and click submit.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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Catholicism.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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I woke up today

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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Justin Bieber's mother.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

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Carrot fingers

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

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sdfrgtyuki

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

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Nice belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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