What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

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Religion.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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How do you stop a bus? Throw a little child in front of it. If the driver is a loaf of bread, this phrase isn't rather important.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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ass.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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Robert had 30 cheeseburgers and he ate 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes.

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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