Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him, "Would you like a drink?". The horse cannot understand english and is confused by its surroundings. The horse gallops out of the bar knocking over a few stools

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

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What should you do if you come across a slut with a fork up her @ss and a gun in her hand? Do not look at her and walk away.

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A man was caught by the Aztecs for stealing from their tombs. The Aztecan chief said,"Sometime during the next week I will kill you, but I will do it when you least expect." The man was then given a room. He deduced that he couldn't be killed on the last day, Saturday, or else he would see it coming, so it must be before Saturday. He then deduced that it couldn't be on Friday, because he would expect it to be before Saturday. He used this logic to rule out every other day of the week, therefore the Aztecan chief would never kill him. He was killed on Wednesday.

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Marilyn Manson was walking to church.

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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A ginger was with his friends

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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Why did the Jewish business man cross the road? A: to go to his reasonable paying job at a business.

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Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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