Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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Basically copying you.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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look at your sister now look at me now look at your sister now look at me you probably have now realized that you cant see me.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

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I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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a disabled person walked into a bar..oh wait

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Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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The jets are a good team..

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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whats small and tickles? pubic lice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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