- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says, "It is quite hot in here." This is a lie. Neither of the muffins spoke because in reality, Muffins are not only inanimate objects, they are not humans, and therefore they do not have the ability to speak in a comprehensible language.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

What did the little boy get from his visit to Penn State? Raped.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

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