What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

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What is black and goes blub-blub? A black blub-blub. Good job. What is red and goes blub-blub? There is no such thing as a red blub-blub, you idiot.

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

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balls

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Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

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Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

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What god did Bill believe in? No god, Bill is an athiest

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

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Brad Fuller!

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Women Sports.

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A street performer was sitting on a curb playing guitar when a black man walked up and put some money in the guitar case. The street performer nodded in appreciation of the man's donation and continued to play his instrument.

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I scream You scream The police come It's awkward.

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how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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the old man fell down the stairs and broke his leg, he then went to the hospital and got a cast. later that day he went home and ate soup

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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eden stop

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