If it looks like a chicken and acts like a chicken, its most likely not a deadly crab running towards you with a knife that has rabies and is afraid of towels.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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What's cooler than living on the sun? Everything, because the sun is the hottest entity in the entire universe. Plus, who'd want to live on the sun?

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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Your mom is so ugly that she was mercilessly bullied throughout high school which led to severe depression and low self-esteem, however she went to college, got a career, found a man who loved her for who she is, not how she looks, and raised a family happily ever after.

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What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

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Whats worse than getting punched in the balls? Getting punched in the balls twice.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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Some peoples attempts at being funny on this website are the stupidest things i have ever read.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why did the boy get stuck on the toilet? He was Elvis.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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