I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

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Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

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this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

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Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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PENIS

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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You just read this ..

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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