What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

whats funnier than a dead musim? a guy who begs a girl to go out with him for 16 hours

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

whats worse than jonny james obviously

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

yo' Mamma's so fat when she stepped on the scale, she said "hey, that's my phone number"!

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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