If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

angelosnyder is not gay

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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