- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

out of your comfort zone

My friend who's a chef was stabbed by his own kitchen knife, everyone said it would be in bad taste to joke about it.

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

What can make you pee? Liquid

Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

run farther?

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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