Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

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What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

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People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

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why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

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Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

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Apple juice.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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