Why did the student shoot his teacher? Because he was super depressed and was just diagnosed with stage four brain cancer. And he was black.

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

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run farther?

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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There are ten million million million million million million million million million million million sub-atomic particles in the universe that we can observe. Your mamma took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd...

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A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Q: How does a robber get into your house? A: Through a door.

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What is human, went bankrupt eight times, got a small loan of a million dollars, and is over all a terrible person? Your probably thinking Donald Trump Well your correct.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's at risk for a number of obesity related disseases, including diabetes, hypertension, and heart dissease.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why was the little girl happy? because she found an icecream cone

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Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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The man asks the blind man "where ya going"b The Blind man replies "i dont know".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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