4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

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Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

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Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

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What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

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Potato!

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

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What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

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Velcro. What a rip off.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

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OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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So, a man walks into a bar, and he ends up in intensive care, because the bar was very hot and gave him severe burns. He was on business in an industrial park.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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