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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

what does a granny look best in? 1950

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

My parents have an open marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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