What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

L's I's that took Viagra.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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