Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

Whats black and hangs from trees in my backyard? blackberries..

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Roses are red Violets are blue I shit my pants do you want my poo.

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

Velcro. What a rip off.

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