- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

vaginas are pretty!!!!

A man is writing with a #2 pencil. He looks down and sees that it says "Made in China." He shrugs and continues writing

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

so i was Fin this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was Fin this girl and i jizzed

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

why did the dog bark at the picture because it was ugly

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

What's black, white and red all over? Half a penguin.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

Q. what is the difference between a black man and a park bench A. a parkbench can support a family A black man cannot

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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