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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

My parents have an open marriage.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting on a doorstep? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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