I LIKE TRAINS

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

Guess what. Chicken butt.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

i keep getting thumbs down...

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock What?

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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