- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

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A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Why do they bury lawyers 10 feet deep? Because deep down they are really good people.

where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

These Jokes suck.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Whats has no comedic value? A brick

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

A dyslexic agnostic insomniac stays up at night wondering if there's a dog.

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