- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Of course, first door on your left

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

what do u call a apple a apple

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

balls

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

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