- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hot underaged girl. off limits i am her father.

balls

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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