- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

WHO WANTS SOW????

Two penguins are sitting in the bathtub, the first one says to the second one "pass the soap." The other penguin says," what do I look like a radio?"

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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