why did the black man get kicked out of the hospital? nothing was wrong with him.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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What would happen if an asian guy and a black guy had a baby? Nothing. It is impossible for a baby to be born since men produce sperm cells not egg cells and for a fetus to form, you need an egg and a sperm, so you would need a male and a female so since they are both men it is physically impossible for them to produce a child.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was just a young boy living in a quaint suburbial town, his family, 1 2 3 4 and 5 were all killed by 7. 7 then burned down their house while 6 ran away from the blazing inferno he used to call home. 6 was forced to live off the land in order to survive. 6 built a house using only mud and sticks and a little elbow grease. When 7 heard the news that 6 was still alive and well in the forest, 7 went into the woods, tracked down 6's home and again burned it down. When 6 came back from a day of fishing and a handfull of fish, he saw that his house was burned down. The fish then escaped from his hands, and flew away. 7 had left a note on the ground that said 7. 6 then recalled the first time 7 had killed his family and burned down house. 7 had now burned down two of 6's houses. That is why 6 is afraid of 7.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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What's purple and smells like crap? Crap. I lied about the purple

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The third one is for you

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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