How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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How many black ppm does it take to screw in a light bulb All of them, plus 1 white guy.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are countless ways to complete such a task all of which have infinite variations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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The Barackness Monster

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

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yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

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Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

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a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

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What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

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Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

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How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

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Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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