- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a mini? You have to manufacture a mini big enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It won't be street legal, but at least your problem with fitting the midgets in the mini is solved.

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

Knock knock. Who's there? Louis. Louis? Go away!!! Your jokes are so bad! Geez, you guys really don't like me. GET OUT!!! (Door slams; Louis shuffles away with a sad look on his face) -Louis

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What is more worse than death? Death

Fun fact: Steel wool comes from the fleeces of iron sheep.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How do you get a one armed man out of a tree? you throw a fridge at him

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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