- Anti Joke

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

why cant stephen hawking dance He does not enjoy dancing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having your entire family killed in a car accident

Why couldn't Sally climb up the ladder? Because she was a paraplegic.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

WEED!

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Will nearis is here! Get it

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

Knock Knock. Go Away!

L's I's that took Viagra.