What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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4 out of 4 questions. You want to cross the lake, but alligators live in that river. How do you get across? The alligators aren't there. They're all at the lion king's meeting.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

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Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

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a seal walks into a club.

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What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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A horse walked into a bar and asked for a pint. The barman said, 'Sorry, we don't serve horses.' Adele sighed and walked out.

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Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

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A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

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Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

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A girl gets raped -teagan d

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

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Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

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Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

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Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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