- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Knock knock! who's there? Excuse me sir can I have a moment to talk to you about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for her birthday? A S.T.D

Why couldn't the man see the camoflague iguana He could.

Whats an Anti-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

What's worse than losing a board game? Cannibalism.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Come in.

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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