- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

The MLS

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Q: what do you call a man that see's a unicorn A: hallucinating

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

How come anti jokes r funny

Hey, Max!!

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

woman's rights

hey John will you make some copies

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