- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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