Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

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-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

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What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

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Humpty dumpty sat on a wall Humpty dumpty ha a great fall Hunpty dumpty's skull was split in two

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Why is cameron haythorp gay? Answer- He showed his willy to robet tuner

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Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

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What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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A father of four joins the military. He returns home after his service.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

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Why did the guy crash? He was texting.

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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

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