- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to two cows? Hey cows.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Getting a virus that slowly deteriorates your body from the inside out.

Two twins are born only a minute apart. There is a mistake at the hospital and they are seperated. Years later they reconnect on Oprah and realize they do not have much in common.

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Roses are red, violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't you worry I'll be there too, not in the cage but laughing at you.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

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How did Barry Bonds break the career homerun record? A combination of natural ability, practice, and a plethora of performance enhancing drugs.

Q: What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

So there's this crazy married couple in a old trailer down the road. They are both drunk. The man asks his blond wife, ''Isn't it about time we get married?'' The wife replies ''I wouldn't marry a ugly thing like you!'' The next day, they file a divorce.

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