- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

WUT SMELLS ? my poo

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why was Mrs. Clause mad at Santa Clause? Because he was hanging out with three hoes, Ho, Ho, and Ho

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Knock Knock opens the door

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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