Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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Knock, knock -Who's there? Help -Help who? Im dying of lukemia

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Roses are red violits are blue I have ADHD do you like cats?

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Why are black people so good at basketball? They practice.

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A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

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What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

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Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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How come the blind black guy couldent read because he is dead

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What's worse than biting into a worm and finding an apple? Why would you bite into a worm?

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What's the difference between basketball and an elephant? One's a sport and one's a large African animal.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels excluded by mainstream clothing outlets.

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Superman, Batman and Spiderman are all in a race. Who wins? Grow up. Superheros aren't real.

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what is a bike without wheels? not a bike.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Pizza guy. Just a minute, I have to grab my wallet.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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How do you upset an Mexican? Kill his entire family.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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Two cannibals were eating a man, one at the top and one at the bottom. The cannibal at the top said, "are you having fun down there?" The cannibal at the bottom said, "yeah, I'm having a ball!"

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