What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

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What's brown and sticky? A Stick

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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Wanna hear something funny? Sure. Okay,cool

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Two Mexicans walk into a bar, The bartender says your hired.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

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What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

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brock has small hands for a small job

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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whats black and red all over? a chalk board

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because seven "eight" nine. Yeah, I went there.

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How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Anti Joke

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