what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

Why did Sally cross the road? She didn't, she got hit by my car.

knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How much does the Holo cost? Six million.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

An Admiral walks into Ackbar...

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but GET IN THE VAN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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